Scary German Energy Drink Commercial - Screams Anything But Subtle

by Thor Daniels

Tucked in the peaceful boundaries of landscapes of bliss, calm and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are rudely being awakened, jolted and surprised by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.

Take the family of four who decided to pack their clothes, trunks topped with lager and two, growing kids, both boys, about sixteen and seventeen years old, who decided to get away from the rustle and bustle for a 2 day road trip. All scenarios played out with the regular expectations as they had numerous times previously when they made the same journey, seeking fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere a cell phone could not reach them.

Everything looked just as it should be. Their car pushed into the sharp turns of a climbing hill, burning the tires once in a while. The teens were deeply asleep with visions of God knows what, but since one of the boys developed some drool dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess their thoughts were of enjoyment and pleasures not yet experienced.

Ellen, mom, also was in a bottomless slumber, perhaps caused by the thick buzzing of the car engine heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.

We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Maybe, a coincidence being the same day K-fee energy drink was to be introduced to the general public. But, what was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the epitome of a scary German energy drink commercial , perhaps 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.

Not a single soul could have predicted it, and unless there was video proof, the good people of Germany may not be panically pacing, laying awake and up at all hours completely perplexed and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Although there is video evidence, to date, German officials have kept mum about what has transpired that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or pretend it never happened, but one thing is for certain, the rest of the world will never be the same again. The invasion is starting.

A well intentioned, but shaky character, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. To note, you are invited, while the adventures continue.

Published December 9th, 2007

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