Scary German Energy Drink Commercial - Screams Anything But Subtle

by Thor Daniels

Nestled in the peaceful boundaries of terrains of bliss, calm and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are abruptly being woken up, jolted and surprised by a most disturbing creature, place of origin unknown.

Consider the family of four who decided to pack their suitcases, coolers brimming with long-necks and two, almost adult kids, each a boy, about sixteen and seventeen years of age, who decided to escape from the city life for a two day road trip. All scenarios resulted with the usual expectations as they had numerous times before when they took the same journey, seeking fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a cell phone couldn't get to them.

All things seemed perfectly normal. Their car pushed into the corners of a daunting hill that looked like a mountain, burning the tires every now and then. The kids were deeply asleep with visions of who knows what, but since one had spittle dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess their thoughts were of conquests and pleasure not yet experienced.

Susan, the wife, also was in a deep slumber, probably caused by the thick buzzing of the car engine heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.

We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically positioned just so to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Perhaps, a coincidence being the same time K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the general public. What was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the epitome of a scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all original intentions.

Not a single soul could have planned it, and unless there was a video camera at a distance to capture the bigger picture, citizens of Germany may not be panically pacing, losing sleep and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Despite having photographic evidence, to date, German authorities have kept quiet about what happened that day. Perhaps to purposely keep it under the rug, or pretend it never happened, but one thing is for certain, the rest of the world will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.

An admittedly wired fellow, Dave is known as the fellow who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. Of course, others are welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.

Published December 9th, 2007

Filed in Fitness, Health, Teen

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